Fun With Facebook Scammers

Hey friends! Now, I don't know about you, but lately I've been getting some weird inbox messages on Facebook.  You probably have too since I can't imagine that I'm the only target of this scheme, because that would be a pretty shitty scam. You know what I mean, its a message from a stranger, who will ask you something along the lines of do you have a background in sports, or marketing or accounting or business management etc. When you look at the profile of the person who sent it, they obviously took a few weak steps to make it look like a real person's, but, if you know what you're looking for, they're obvioulsy fake.  And even if it weren't obvious, the fact that these messages, from different people, all contain substantially the same text, lets you know that something's just not right. Now, I haven't been able to figure out what the scam is, and I didn't bother to do any research to see if anyone else has either, and I used to just ignore them... but today I decdide to have a little fun.

And, yes, before you ask, this is real, I really sent this. 


Alex Mayzler

• Hi Joey,
  
  Do you have a background in athletics, cosmetics/skincare, marketing, business or management?
  
  - Alex

8 hours ago

Joey Armao

• All of the above plus astronomy, nautical science, basket weaving, hazardous materials disposal and gun repair. Plus I give a mean handjob. Now, how bout you go fuck your mother?

8 hours ago

Alex Mayzler

• It's okay. One day you will grow up.

8 hours ago

Joey Armao

• Incorrect! And what are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.

8 hours ago

Alex Mayzler

• I feel bad for you

8 hours ago

Joey Armao

• I feel bad for your mother. That was too quick!!

8 hours ago

Alex Mayzler

• You like to give handjobs? Now I see how much you like up the ass "gay joe". You like to mention my mother a lot. Did you mother died or something? Its okay buddy. Your the sperm that your mom should've swallowed during a blowjob. But it was great talking to you. Good luck in your worthless future!

8 hours ago

Joey Armao

• No fuckface, unlike you, I only handjob chicks! Why is gay joe in quotes? If I really liked it up the ass, it wouldn't be in quotes. That's not how quotes work. And when else would sperm be swallowed other than during a blowjob you redundant asshole? So, I have to ask, aside from rimming trannies for spare change, what do you do when your not spamming people's facebook inbox for whatever this scam is? My future is SHINY! I have a doctorate and I'm highly paid you fucking idiot. The whole premise of your scam is that YOU are seeking ME out (without, it seems, having any actual idea about my background or qualifications, because that makes sense). I have a suggestion; stop playing "how many cocks can I fit inside me at once", go out and get a real job, and stop trying, and failing, to run a con game on people who are your intellectual (and likely genetic) superiors, you shit-eating sucker of dicks.

8 hours ago

Alex Mayzler

• cool

That was fun. Can't wait for the next one get, they're only gonna get more vulgar from here!