Hi kids! I figured I’d try to cram one
more “5 Things” in before we close out 2012, so you could end your year laughing
at some of the nonsense that pops into my head on a daily basis. Obviously, I figured wrong, so you get to start your New Year that way instead. I’ve been
keeping notes on my phone so I’ve got a bunch saved up. Hopefully that means
I’ll be a little more prolific in 2013! Anyway, here's the first "5 Things" of 2013!
1. Do you think a girl would get
offended if she found out that after sex, a guy immediately ran to the bathroom
to wash his mouth and dick with peroxide? I bet she would.
It can be your friend fellas... I'm just sayin.
